It’s Sunday fun day here at Bitch and we got some good stuff today! We got the top 20 Men of The CW. This is a poll done by the Bitch Staff and is only the opinions of the staff. If your favorite didn’t make it feel free to bitch at us we can take it! Lets get the countdown started with our first man of The CW!
20. Jay Ryan (Beauty and The Beast)
He may assume the role of The Beast but Jay is far from a beast! The man is sexy as hell and landed himself the number 20 spot here at Bitch.
Just take a minute to enjoy…
19. Robbie Amell (The Tomorrow People)
He’s an Amell, do I need to say anything else? Just check him out.. he also appeared in The Flash if you didn’t know..
Okay.. why is he number 19? Holy hell!
18. Matt Davis (The Vampire Diaries)
Matt earned his rightful place at number 18. He has played dead, alive, dead again.. alive again.. but in either form we love him!
All that’s missing is the Chunky Monkey..
17. Colton Haynes (Arrow)
Okay.. so maybe I slid this one in on my own, but come on ladies its Colton! Enough said!
This is why I slid him in, he might be Roy to The CW.. but he is always Jackson to me and god do I love him!
16. Stephen Amell
He’s a super hero and we love our super hero’s here.. might even say we got a fetish..
1..2.. look at you.. 3..4… I’m dead on the floor!
15. Grant Gustin (The Flash)
Here at Bitch we have a mascot! She is a cute little girl who loves The Flash. If we didn’t add Grant to this countdown she might beat us! So this is for you Heavin! Oh and he’s hot! That could have put him at number 15!
Don’t look at this Heavin this is for the grown ups!
14. Jared Padalecki (Supernatural)
You really didn’t think we would do a CW countdown and not have Supernatural on here did you? Jared is a fine way to start off the fandom! #AlwaysKeepFighting
Well.. and this scene might have landed him at 14!
13. Wilson Bethel (Hart of Dixie)
I don’t think I even need to tell you why he’s here. I mean seriously? Did you miss the coming out of the water scene? White T-shirt.. wet.. and you know what I’m going be back..
Back.. and now I might need another break cause damn..
12. JD Pardo (The Messengers)
He’s a messenger.. and hello! He’s got wings! You can’t beat that! I might not have a shirtless gif of JD but you don’t need it. That smile works so much better..
11. Chris Wood (The Vampire Diaries)
You can love to hate Kia but Chris surely is working his way in to our hearts here at Bitch. He pulled the number 11 spot didn’t he?
No.. Chris stay on the couch let me make you some breakfast!
We have come to the final 10 in our countdown, have you seen your favorite yet? If not stay with us its about to get STEAMY in here!
10. Paul Wesley (The Vampire Diaries)
It don’t matter if your ride on Team Stelena or Steroline this man is pure sexy and flew into number 10 with no lube needed..
Now you see why he didn’t need the lube? Good golly miss Molly.. wait who the hell is Molly?
9. Nathan Parsons (The Originals)
The hair alone is sexy then you add the rest and good lord!
It was a hard search for this shirtless gif, but I found it. Thank you Tumblr for all you do.. You make us Happy Bitches!
8. Robert Buckely (iZombie)
Robert is pretty much the man of The CW he travels from show to show! We’re so thankful for it.. praise the lord on this!
Its not moving but who cares! He’s shirtless.. DUH!
7. Justin Baldoni (Jane The Virgin)
He might play on Jane The Virgin but something tells me the man is far from it.. and maybe any girl that gets in 20 feet of him!
Yep.. not a virgin no more!
6. Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
Did you really think we missed Jensen? Bitch.. Please! This man kills it and he likes Pie..
Okay.. you know what forget the pie! I need a wet wipe..
5. Diogo Morgado (The Messengers)
He is The Man.. no I mean really! He’s The Man! On the Messengers and here at Bitch. We love Diogo even if he was another one with no shirtless Gif.. sorry ladies! Maybe next time..
The last four of our countdown was almost a bitch fight! I’m serious! We had a tie for days! I went to twitter to break it.. I asked outside sources, but one of them picked Santa Klaus clearly they were thinking of getting a better gift this year. But eventually we pulled it together and got to the final 4! So with out someone pulling my hair or bitch slapping me.. lets do this!
4. Joseph Morgan (The Originals/TheVampire Diaries)
JoMo.. you don’t know how much we love you here at Bitch! So much so I broke a few nails to get you here! I’ll be waiting on that manicure..
You know what.. forget the manicure, let me get some soap and water to wash you off.. oops we’re out of rags I’ll just use my hands..
3. Daniel Gillies (The Originals/The Vampire Diaries)
There isn’t one man in TV history that can pull off a suit like Daniel. They can try.. but they wont beat him!
I think I just heard ovaries around the world explode in sync..
2. Charles Michael Davis (The Originals)
CMD made this spot cause I picked him.. just kidding he was our twitter winner!
Yep.. I’m pregnant now!
DRUM ROLL!!!
1. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries)
Ian is clearly a Bitch Favorite and a fan favorite when it comes to the Men of The CW. He’s kind.. he helps the earth, people, animals I mean really he’s oozing sexy! Hello!
*DEAD*
Did your favorite hit the countdown? If not tell me! Yell at me, throw something at me.. if you throw something make sure its Ian’s belt up there.. #JustSaying
All Gif’s are from tumblr.. I had to search far and wide! Credit for the wallpapers goes to Superb Wallpaper.
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